is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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