You smell like a Billy Joel song
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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