She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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