Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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