I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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