Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My vagina is officially offended.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
