Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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