You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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