How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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