party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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