lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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