we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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