walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
