so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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