Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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