I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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