dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Ketchup is God's man juice
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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