ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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