Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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