It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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