normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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