you would pick up someone in the library
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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