scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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