miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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