How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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