Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
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I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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