You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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