Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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