She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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