YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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