No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
This is the high leading the old right now
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
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Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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