I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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