My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs