Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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