So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You are the jesus of drinking
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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