If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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