mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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