Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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