Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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