Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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