Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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