i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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