I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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