It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
whose parrot is this?
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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