Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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