"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Everything about him screamed your future.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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