Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
My pussy is not your playground.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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