is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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