am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
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Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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