I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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