he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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