wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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