Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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