Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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