Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I have demons in me.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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