That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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