you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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